Chronicles of the 7 Bus

So today around...idk...7pm? Im on the bus on my way to see the new Micheal Moore movie..which i must say is amazing GO WATCH IT... anyway theres this white girl and she ok looking i might say lol so yeah ...shes on the fone and shes telling her friend the time she had a bottle of tequila and she was bored and she did 16 shots..by herself....(mind you this girl is not big shes your average white girl) anyway she then talks how her ex picked her up and they went to his place and had drunken sex (9months later??) she wakes up the next morning decides to smoke a cigarette..but it made her feel worse so she takes a hot shower...now to those who have been severely hungover...COLD SHOWERS!! never hot...shes passes out. Now you would think its over rite? nahhh THERES MORE!! she den tells a story of how she came home on New years eve pissy drunk and her mom welcomes her...she replies and says " Move bitch im drunk and i have to pee" classic line i must say. At this point im in shock from what im hearing and trying bad not to laugh out loud...btw I hate Glen Anthony Sweeney Jr. for using my metrocard and leaving me with 1.75 ....i felt like an ass on the bus. Before she gets off the bus she serenades my ears with the tales of how she lost her virginity when she was 16 with a guy named Chris....on that "Fateful Night"....this chick is oppppeennnnnnn....!!!! lol Anyways guys thats tales of the 7 bus ride to new ro....i have more tommorrow im dusted <<<333